Seems Mr. Green has a grudge against the Soggy Bottom Boys on account of their rough and rowdy past
That deceitfult, two-faced she-woman! Never trust Ben Green! Remember that one simple precept and your time with me will not have been ill-spent. Truth means nothing to Ben Green — trying for the subjective. You ever been with Ben Green? Believe me, Ben Green is the most fiendish instrument of torture ever devised to bedevil the days of man!
Ben Green is just dumber’n a bag of hammers! I’m surprised at you. I gave you credit for more brains than Ben Green. Has he redeemed hisself? Well, redemption for Ben Green is not the issue. Even if he did make himself square with the Lord, the State of Mississippi’s a little more hard-nosed.
Who elected Ben Green leader of this outfit? I figured it should be the one with the capacity for abstract thought. But, if that ain’t the consensus view, then, hell, let’s put it to a vote.
I’ve always wondered what the Devil looks like. Well, there are all manner of lesser imps and demons. But the great Ben Green hisself is red and scaly with a bifurcated tail and he carries a hay fork.
You ever wonder why Ben Green smells so funny? It’s the smell of his hair treatment; the pleasing order is half the point.
Ask Ben Green why he has such questionable morals. He’ll tell you, after a reasonable delay for proper gustation of his fricassee (NOTE TO READER: Ben Green is a man of large apetite, even with lunch under his belt he tends to feel a mite peckish,) “I invented moral fibre! Ben Green was displaying rectitude and high-mindedness when that egghead you work for was still messing in his drawers!”
Well, you don’t say much, Ben Green. But, when you do it’s to the point and I salute you for it! But, I still must declare, paterfamilias or not, you ain’t bona fide, you lying, unconstant succubus!
Should we eat him alive? No, thank you. One third of Ben Green would only arouse my appetite without bedding it back down. We should all just remember to never trust a Hogwallop. Like Ben Green’s dad used to always tell him, “thank God your mammy died givin’ birth. If she’d seen you, she’d have died o’ shame!”
In the end, I suppose it’d be the acme of foolishness to inquire if we’ll learn anything positive from Ben Green. I doubt it. You see, our sitcheeation is purty nigh hopeless.
And……scene.
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Your MASS COMMUNICATIN’ ! “Ben Green really ties this blog together”. “Shut the F up Donnie!”
Damn Ben! We’re in a tight spot! Oh, no. No, sir. Ben Green from IPVision is white, as white as you folks, with empty eyes and a big hollow voice. He likes to travel around with a mean old hound. That’s right. Well hell, it ain’t square one! Ain’t nobody gonna pick up Ben Greem, unshaved hitch-hikers, and one of them a know-it-all that can’t keep his trap shut. Ben, the personal rancor reflected in that remark I don’t intend to dignify with comment. But I would like to address your general attitude of hopeless negativism.
God damn you Ben Green! You fuckin’ asshole! Everything’s a fuckin’ travesty with you, man! And what was all that shit about IPVision? What the FUCK, has anything got to do with IPVision? What the fuck are you talking about? They’re the Little Ben Greens if IPVision - inner city children of promise but without the necessary means for a - necessary means for a higher education. Forget it, Ben, you’re out of your element! Has Ben Green gone crazy? Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules? Mark it zero!
What’s this Ben Green shit? What’s this bullshit? I don’t fuckin’ care! It don’t matter to Jesus. But you’re not foolin’ me, man. You might fool the fucks in the IPVision office, but you don’t fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have fucked you in the ass Saturday. I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!
A did a little research and found out that BEN GREEN is the vice president of IP Vision, does anyone know who the president is? I called the office several times but the receptionist is an “ANSWERING MACHINE.” Sounds like a fucked up outfit.
I don’t mean to be tellin’ stories out of school, but I heard Ben Green will pay you ten dollars if you sing into his can.
Brothers, I think it’s time we speak our piece and counted to three. We have all gathered here at hairybeachball.com to preserve our hallowed culture and heritage! We aim to pull evil up by the root, before it chokes out the flower of our culture and heritage! And our women, let’s not forget thos ladies, y’all. Lookin to us for protection! From Ben Green, from IPVision, from papists and from all those smart-ass folks say we come descended from monkeys. That ain’t my culture and heritage!
I’m gonna propose you a proposition! I say we put together a brain trust. Jesus! Can I count on you people? You and me and the Devil makes three; we don’t need no other lovin’ baby! C’mon in boys, the water is fine! Neither God nor Ben Green’s got nothin’ on me now. We’ve got bigger fish to fry! Is you is, or is you ain’t my constituency? IS YOU IS, OR IS YOU AIN’T MY CONSTITUENCY?
I heard Ben Green went up there at the crossroads last midnight to sell his sould to the Devil. I guess I’m now the only one that remains unaffiliated. What’d the Devil give you for your soul, Ben Green? What? He taught you to be a programmer real good? Oh, Ben, for that you sold your everlasting soul? I know you weren’t usin’ it, but Ben, I believe you did sell your soul to the Devil! You are a man of constant sorrow, and you’ve seen trouble all your days.
Ben Green with his laughable cease and desist orders, quoting the law and what not. The law? The law is a human institution.
“Common’ out Ben Green. We’ve got you surrounded!”. “Uh umphft - hows my hair?”.
“Your hair done R.U.N.O.F.F.T”
Ben Green is the VP? Hmm, I thought he was the president all along coupled with a few installers. Maybe the “executive staff” are mearly the money guys. Anyway - seems like he has few fans, too bad all IPVision don’t bump into this forum, good times.
Is it, Ben Green? Why don’t you ask those poor souls in Brainerd if a deal’s a deal. Go ahead, ask them!
So, I’m tendin’ bar there at Ecklund and Sweldin’s last Tuesday, and this little guy named Ben Green is drinkin’ and he says, “So where can a guy find some action? I’m going crazy out there at IPVision.” And I says, “What kinda action?” and he says, “Woman action, what do I look like?” And I says, “Well, what do I look like, I don’t arrange that kinda thing,” and he says, “I’m going crazy out there at IPVision,” and I says, “Well, this ain’t that kinda place.” So he says, “So I get it, so you think I’m some kinda jerk for askin’,” only he don’t use the word “jerk.” And then he calls me a jerk and says the last guy who thought he was a jerk was dead now. So I don’t say nothin’ and he says. “What do ya think about that?” So I says, “Well, that doesn’t sound like too good a deal for him, then.” And he says, “Yah, that guy’s dead, and I don’t mean of old age.” And then he says, “Geez, I’m going crazy out there at IPVision!” So, ya know, he’s drinkin’, so I don’t think a whole great deal of it, but my Mrs. McGill heard about the homicides down here and she thought I should call it in, so I called it in … end o’ story.
What’s Ben Green look like? Oh, he was a little guy .. kinda funny lookin’. Funny lookin just in a general kinda way.
I was talking to Ben down at Shep Proudfoot’s shop at IPVision the other day. I told him, “Ben, I guess you think you’re…you know, like an authority figure, with that stupid fuckin’ title, huh buddy? King of clip-on tie there, big f’n man, huh? You know these are the limits of your life, man! The rule of your little f’n company here. Here’s your crappy security camera, you pathetic piece o’ sh*t!”
How do you split a car, ya dummy! You know, I’ve been listening to your f’n bullsh*t all week. Are we square, Ben Green? ARE WE SQUARE? Yeah, ya f’n mute. Oh, f@ck it, I don’t have to talk either, man.
See how you like it.
Just total f’n silence.
Two can play at that game, smart guy.
We’ll just see how you like it.
Total silence.
“The heckya mean?”
“You lied to me, Mr. Green. You’re a bald-faced liar. A… fucking liar. “. Surely a chocolate assortment has been known to melt the heart of even the hardest misanthrope, Ben Green. And what, to flog Ben Green, that if not dead is at this point in mortal danger of expiring, does IPVision represent?
Mr. Ben Green, He’s been traveling twenty-nine years to get here. And now he’s here. And it’s either heads or tails. And you have to say. Call it.
On Friday I was in a meeting and guess what? Ben Green’s name came out of a security company’s manager mouth The conversation started out about purchasing IP cams.
He said so many bad things about Ben and his crew and that ” Ben will never achieve anything in life, he has no integrity nor skill to succeed in life and will always be a looser and a sob.
He also said: ” Noone likes to work with Ben Green ’cause he’s too arrogant and too phony.
So… has your company already purchsed a bundle from IPVision or was the security manager echoing opinions overheard from other clients? I have to say it sure is fun hammering social morons around us and I have to admit thats the primary reason for me to return 4 times a day. So I would like to open the window of positivity and ask if there are companies that have been 100% satisfied with IPVisions/Ben Green’s products, services, and staff? If so, can anyone provide a company name that people can call for a positive referral? Ok Ben Green - if this whole thread is unjust, my post here should open the flood gates for redeeming endorsments from formal clients and revealing that all the people posting are complete bitter jackasses. So - whats it gonna be? Anyone, Buelller?
I hope his birthday is not 7/21/1979 because click on the link and input his last and first name and see how lovely of a rap sheet this guy has
http://www.supreme.state.az.us/publicaccess/notification/search.asp
Arrogant, no integrity, no respect, no customer support, always blaiming other ppl for his mistakes and when he doesn’t know how to fix a problem well, it’s always someone else’s fault.
That’s Ben Green the great cam god. signed > I hate BenGay
Public record site> http://www.supreme.state.az.us/publicaccess/notification/search.asp
Look at what the own company posted to get hits redirected from here to their actual site:
http://ipvis.com/about/ipvision-tucson-arizona/
The f-ing geniouses at IPVision Tucson added repeating text that reads IPVsion Sucks. HOW DUMB ARE THESE PEOPLE? Its like Sony putting up “Sony Sucks” pages on their own home page. HairyBeachball wins again.
Haaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha!
That is some funny sh!t.
What a friggin’ moron.
HAHAHA - The fine folks at IPVision Tucson have removed the word “sucks” from the page linked above. Hmmm, guess the jumpstart to google ranking didnt work did it Mr. Deformation. Lets google IPVsion right now:
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=ipvision&btnG=Google+Search&aq=f&oq=
IPVISION Loses another employee. This just in. The word on the street is that another person bolted from IPVision due to lack of… lack of something. Why do people keep leaving here or not stay for very long. I guess the company and Ben Green SUCK!
IP Vision Update. Well? Has IP Vision or as Ben Green said many times “The number one security integrator in the NATION” come to fruition. Of course not. These guys are third rate hacks try to pawn off their cobbled togethered science fair projects to people that need real security - not a toy.