Palin? What the hell America?

Your kidding me right? People voted for Bush twice - I guess you are dumb enough to vote for Palin.  Eh, don’t want to get too worked up about thinking of all the people across the US that still think W was a great president and that that we are better off for having him. “We would be in the same place if we voted for Gore or Kerry” = I’m a jackass and deserve to have my house forclosed and my 401k trashed.

I dare you to watch this short clip and not poop your pants

Ok, I just wanted to poke some fun at the - as the Repulicans are coining her, “A brilliant choice for America”.

Top Ten Surprising Facts About Sarah Palin

Sometimes Sarah calls John McCain “grandpa”
She stole that sexy librarian look from me
Recently passed legislation to build a bridge to Funkytown
Does great impression of Tina Fey
Favorite meal: moose nuggets and beaver jerky
Working on “Knight Rider” spin-off about a talking snowmobile
Favorite book? “Late Show Fun Facts” — available at fine stores everywhere
Once spent a week in the hospital after attempting to put lipstick on a pit bull
To improve her foreign policy experience, she recently went to the International House of Pancakes
Only person I know who’s not afraid to go hunting with Dick CheneyTop 10 Dumbest Sarah Palin

Palin, who obtained her first passport this year and who has served just two years as Alaska’s governor, told Gibson that she was up to the challenge of being Sen. John McCain’s vice president.

“I answered [McCain]‘yes’ because I have the confidence in that readiness and knowing that you can’t blink, you have to be wired in a way of being so committed to the mission, the mission that we’re on, reform of this country and victory in the war, you can’t blink.

Palin defended a previous statement in which she reportedly characterized the war in Iraq as “task from God”.  Gibson quoted her as saying: “Our national leaders are sending U.S. soldiers on a task that is from God.” But Palin said she was referencing a famous quote by Abraham Lincoln.

“I would never presume to know God’s will or to speak God’s words. But what Abraham Lincoln had said, and that’s a repeat in my comments, was let us not pray that God is on our side in a war or any other time, but let us pray that we are on God’s side.”

Idiotic Quotes by Republican Vice Presidential Candidate Sarah Palin

1. “As for that VP talk all the time, I’ll tell you, I still can’t answer that question until somebody answers for me what is it exactly that the VP does every day?” –Sarah Palin, interview with CNBC’s “Kudlow & Co”, July 2008 (Watch video clip)

2. “As Putin rears his head and comes into the air space of the United States of America, where– where do they go? It’s Alaska. It’s just right over the border.” –Sarah Palin, explaining why Alaska’s proximity to Russia gives her foreign policy experience, interview with CBS’s Katie Couric, Sept. 24, 2008 (Watch video clip)

3. “I’ll try to find you some and I’ll bring them to you.” –Sarah Palin, asked by Katie Couric to cite specific examples of how John McCain has pushed for more regulation in his 26 years in the Senate, CBS interview, Sept. 24, 2008 (Watch video clip)

4. “I told the Congress, ‘Thanks, but no thanks,’ on that Bridge to Nowhere.” –Sarah Palin, who was for the Bridge to Nowhere before she was against it, multiple

5. “That’s exactly what we’re going to do in a Palin and McCain administration.” –Sarah Palin, elevating herself to the top of the ticket, Cedar Rapids, Iowa, Sept. 18, 2008 (Watch video clip)

6. “I’ve been so focused on state government, I haven’t really focused much on the war in Iraq.” –Sarah Palin, interview with Alaska Business Monthly, March 2007

7. “Pray for our military men and women who are striving to do what is right. Also, for this country, that our leaders, our national leaders, are sending soldiers out on a task that is from God. That’s what we have to make sure that we’re praying for, that there is a plan and that that plan is God’s plan.” –Sarah Pailn, on the Iraq war, speaking to students at the Wasilla Assembly of God, June 2008 (Watch video clip)

8. “I think God’s will has to be done in unifying people and companies to get that gas line built, so pray for that.” –Sarah Palin, on the $30 billion national gas pipeline project that she wanted built in the state, speaking to students the Wasilla Assembly of God, June 2008 (Watch video clip)

9. “Perhaps so.” –Sarah Palin, when asked if we may need to go to war with Russia because of the Georgia crisis, ABC News interview, Sept. 11, 2008

10. “I’m the mayor, I can do whatever I want until the courts tell me I can’t.’” –Sarah Palin, as quoted by former City Council Member Nick Carney, after he raised objections about the $50,000 she spent renovating the mayor’s office without approval of the city council

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